darrynek:

my parents met in a youtube comments section 

(Source: darrynek)

abookwormcalledellie:

itskinzibitch:

grizzzlybearcub:

Getting the least important friend to take the group photo 

being the least important friend that takes the photo

having no friends to take pictures of

(Source: grimyboy)

  • me: hi i'd like to order sweet and sour chicken, some beef frie-
  • chinese restaurant: do u want egg roll
  • me: i didn't even finish my order
  • chinese restaurant: *to the chef* Zhīfáng měiguó xīwàng dàn juǎn
  • me: what

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